Haters vs Fans: Chiters Edition

WARNING: ARE YOU TWIBI/TWIBOY? GET OUTTA HERE OR YOU GONNA FEEL MY NIGGA! 

*sorry kasar banget.

SO, THIS IS WHAT THEY CALL "SIMILAR"?

SPECIAL POST TO CELEBRATE 1ST ANNIVERSARY OF CHERRYBELLE HATERS (CHITERS)!

Post ini tentang Chiters vs Twibies/Twiboys. Tapi kebanyakan tentang Chiters. I'm proud to being a part of it. If you're WWII fan, you'll know what it is look like. I won't tell ya what is it to prevent something controversial.

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY, CHITERS OF CHERRYBELLE!
WE'RE HIGHER THAN MOTHERFUCKER! *jadi nyanyi lagunya Nicki Minaj -__-"
MAJU TERUS SAMPE CHEBE BUBAR!

NOTE: Phrase ini ada yang dari kata-kata Chiters di guild & bikinan ane sendiri.

Phrase #1: "About Chiters" by RIN

WE ARE CHITERS! HATERS OF CHERRYBELLE!
WHY WE HATE 'EM? THEY COPYCAT EVERYTHING!
FROM K-POP TO WESTERN ARTISTS, AND MANY MORE VICTIMS OF THEIR COPYCAT ABILITY!
WHAT A SHAME THING FOR OUR HOMELAND!
WE WANT TO SHOW OUR ABILITY TO MAKE OUR HOMELAND BETTER, BUT.... *fill in this blank with your reason*
THEIR TROOPS ARE LITTLE PRIMARY SCHOOL GIRLS AND TEENAGER-IN-OUTRAGE!
"YOU'RE TOO YOUNG TO WATCH DANCING GIRLS WHO SINGS LOVE SONG, THAT'S A BAD INFLUENCE!" WANDA, YOU'RE RIGHT!
WHO ARE CHEBE'S VICTIM? K-POP & J-POP LONE ARTISTS!
DESPITE THEY'RE NO LONGER FAMOUS, BUT WE STILL CARE ABOUT 'EM!
THANKS MEDIA, YOU MADE US WILDER!
THEIR MANAGER ONLY WANTED FOR MONEY AND RATING!
THEIR FANS CALLED 'EM "CHIBI"!
HOWEVER, CHIBI IS BELONG TO OTAKU!
IS THIS WHAT WE CALLED PLAGIARISM? YEA, THINK ABOUT IT.
WE NEED JIGOUKU SHOJO TO SEND OUT THEIR MANAGER TO HELL!
"IF POKEMON WERE EXIST, I'M GONNA USE A THUNDERBOLT TO KILL 'EM!" THAT'S WHAT ASH KETCHUM SAID.
"WHAT ABOUT THEIR TROOPS? I'LL USE POISON JAB INSTEAD!" BROCK, YOU ALWAYS BEING YOUR CROAGUNK'S POISON JAB TARGET, EH?
EVERYDAY, WE'RE IN BATTLEFIELD.
THIS IS AN EVERLASTING FAN WAR LIKE STAR WARS!
DARTH VADER? LUKE SKYWALKER? OBI-WAN KENOBI? YOU NAME IT!
MAYBE SOMEDAY, WE'RE IN VICTORY!
HEY CHITERS,
PREPARE YOUR WEAPON! WE WERE BORN TO DIE!
WE HATE, KILL, STEAL, AND DESTROY! BUT WE CARE!
WE'RE DEFINITELY OFF TWIBI'S CHRISTMAS CARD LIST? WE DON'T CARE!
FBI? CIA? INTERPOL? WHAT ARE THEY USE FOR IF WE'RE FAMOUS ONLY IN ONE REGION?!
WE HAVE AN EXTRAORDINARY POWER, EVEN TWIBIES DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS!
ONE STEP CLOSER FOR VICTORY, CHITERS!
WE ALWAYS SAID THE TRUTH WITH FACT! NOT THAT FUCKIN' HOAX!
LEMME SHOW YA THE PROOF, TWIBI.
WE'RE SURE THAT YOU'LL LOSE EVERYTHING AFTER YOUR IDOL RUINED BECAUSE OF US!
#NP Land of Hope and Glory

Phrase #2: "If this is Pokemon World, Chiters & Twibies/Twiboys Will be..." by Madeline

2012/06/14 - TwitterJika diibaratkan dengan dunia Pokemon, Haters adalah Team Rocket, Plasma, & Galactic.
Mereka adalah sebuah organisasi kejahatan yang mempunyai beda tujuan.
Team Rocket punya tujuan: mencuri Pokemon untuk sesuatu, sedangkan tujuan Team Plasma: mengambil Pokemon dari tangan manusia agar Pokemon hidup bebas.
Team Galactic punya tujuan untuk menguasai dunia *apalah
Sedangkan para fans, mungkin mereka adalah Ash, Red, Green, Ethan, Lyra, May, Brendan, Dawn, Lucas, Hilbert, Hilda, dsb (re: tokoh protagonis).
Jadi, jika ente adalah Chiters, maka ente kemungkinan adalah anggota Team Plasma *lirik N ¬_¬  *evil smirkKalo ente adalah chiters yang brutal *eh, maka ente kemungkinan adalah anggota Team Rocket *lirik Giovanni ‎​(¬ε¬")Jika ente adalah chiters yang SANGAT BRUTAL, maka ente bisa saja adalah anggota Team Galactic yang pendirinya ingin menguasai dunia *lirik Cyrus ‎​(¬ε¬") Jika Chebe terus plagiat, maka aku akan menyerang mereka dengan Ice Beam.
Jika jumlah Twibi terus bertambah, aku akan menggunakan Outrage untuk menyerang mereka.
Dan aku akan menggunakan Curse sebagai hadiah anniversary Chebe untuk Managernya.
Jika N ada, maka N akan menggunakan Reshiram & Zekrom sebagai senjata para Chiters *terdengar sadis *evil laugh
Sekian phrase dari saya, maaf terdengar kurang familiar di telinga kalian.

Phrase #3: "Chiters Birthday Greetings: From Chiters to Chiters" Edited by Mine-chan, quotes are courtesy of ANTI CHERRYBELLE Guild's Chiters & Other Chiters from Twitter. 
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